Monday, March 01, 2004

Today's Drudgery

This pearl is from Matt Drudge, the fair and balanced newsprovider to the so-called liberal mainstream:

Democrat frontrunner John Kerry is not sure God is on America's side in the war terrorism. Kerry made the startling comments during Sunday's Democrat presidential debate in New York City.

Elizabeth Bumiller of the NEW YORK TIMES asked Kerry: "President Bush has said that freedom and fear have always been at war, and God is not neutral between them. He's made quite clear in his speeches that he feels God is on America's side.

"Is God on America's side?"

KERRY: Well, God will -- look, I think -- I believe in God, but I don't believe, the way President Bush does, in invoking it all the time in that way. I think it is -- we pray that God is on our side, and we pray hard. And God has been on our side through most of our existence

Tut, tut John! Everybody knows that God always roots for the right side, and that's Americans. In fact, God has season tickets as one of the major fans of the U.S. Patriots. God doesn't care about the other teams at all. That's how it works, as everybody knows. At least in the simplest of theologies.