Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Mysteriouser and Mysteriouser...

The box on Bush's back. I can't stop thinking about it, especially as all the other bloggable subjects are too terrible to contemplate. Now the president himself has come up with an explanation:

President George W. Bush said "a poorly tailored shirt" caused the unusual bulge on his back during the first presidential debate.

A good try but no cigar for George. Shirts are made of soft materials like cloth, not of iron or steel, so they don't have the ability to raise a jacket up like a square box. No, George, all this explanation does is to raise our curiosity to previously unknown peaks. How stupid does he think we are, anyway? Wait, I know the answer to that one.