Saturday, February 26, 2005

How Wingnut Trolls Argue

Usually this topic would be beneath my interest, but this particular comment on Eschaton is really hilarious:

I can't imagine why real Americans would accuse you people of being seditious turds

It's intended to be read in a satirical voice, I presume. "Real Americans" is wingnut for, well, wingnuts. But the really odd part is the "seditious turds" bit. How can turds be seditious? They don't do much anything, except float down passively in the stream of water. And if they were seditious, what would they rebel against? The hole from which they emerged?