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First, Jokes to tell children, puzzle the youngest, make older ones roll their eyes and make a very few in between laugh.
What is different about the Christmas alphabet?
You know, Christmas is just like a cat on the beach.
- Sandy claws. I’m told by a nine-year-old that if you have the right kind of family you can say, “a cat in the litter box”. Use your discretion.
Why would you give someone a broken drum for Christmas?
- As a present, you can’t beat it.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
- It’s Christmas, Eve.
Why does Dracula hate snowmen?
- They give him frostbite.
Variation: Why did Dracula scream when he saw the snowmen?
-They are cold blooded chillers.
Why are there snowmen but no snow-women?
- Women know better than to stand outside without a coat.
What do you call someone who is afraid of Christmas?
- A Claustrophobic.
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What did the parents say when their daughter told them she was engaged to a snowman?
- Yes, he's very nice, dear, but what about the chilldren?
Second, some 3-d pictures, always guaranteed to keep children busy.
Third, Games that are fun and avoid hard feelings and temper tantrums. I love the New Games movement.
Fourth, Beauty, wonder and mystery, The Astronomy Picture of the Day