A man took his computer in to be repaired:
- I hope you can fix it.
- What seems to be the trouble?
- I don’t know, it just keeps getting slower and slower and things just stop working.
- Well, let me see. The technician opened up the case and looked in.
Oh, yeah. I figured that might be it. There’s a little man in there throwing manure all over everything.
- Here. He reached into the case and pulled out a tiny man with a pitchfork in his hand.
- But! But! That’s..... impossible.... unbelievable.
- Naw, see it all the time. What you’ve got here is your basic farmer in the Dell.
* As she tried to suppress a smile.