Monday, February 22, 2010

Matching Drapes to Carpet

I bet you've heard that quip: But does the carpet match the drapes? It asks the question whether a woman's pubic hair is the same color as her head hair. And then you can go on joking about a preference for hardwood floors and so on.

In any case, I have never seen or heard anyone say this about a man which is odd. There's nothing in the statement that would make it only applicable to women's bodies, even if it is about artificially coloring one's hair, because men can dye their hair, too.

Of course I might just spend time in the wrong places. Maybe somewhere everyone tries to guess the color of famous guys' carpets based on their drapes?