Because Google co-founder tells us this:
Google co-founder Sergey Brin on Wednesday described his misgivings with smartphones, saying that using them makes him feel less manly.
During a speech at the TED Conference in Long Beach, Calif., Brin called smartphones "emasculating."
"You're standing around and just rubbing this featureless piece of glass," Brin said of smartphones, according to CNET. Brin talked about his company's head-mounted device, known as Google Glass, that has been set up to compete with smartphones.
Eeeek! What's happening to mah testosterone??? And what's happening to me, a female goddess, if I'm further emasculated? My masculinity feels so fragile and vulnerable already. Better go out to have beer, fart, burp and kick some ass, right? Or grab some ass.